Auction House Buddy

This web contraption ain't for da general public, capiche? Only select partners, testers, or otherwise authorized folk—handpicked by da big boss—are allowed to fiddle with this gizmo.

If ya stumbled in here by accident, scram! Unauthorized use ain't just frowned upon—it’s strictly off-limits and could blow up in yer face (figuratively… or maybe literally, dependin’ on the day).

This ain't a commercial operation, ain’t offerin’ goods or services to da masses, and sure as fel not lookin' for customers. No funny business here.